May your days be filled with frilly socks.
Who wants to be a grown up? Ew, not me.
Therefore my days will be filled with frilly socks, sneakers, and fairy bread. Join me in my mission to defy adulthood and the terrible shoes that come with it.
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Photoset reblogged from Remember to pack your toothbrush.
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Photo reblogged from The Night Sky Is Endless.
You can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich.
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Just saw this. And laughed. Out loud:
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
